SPX 0.00  ▼  YOUR ACCOUNT 0.00  ▼  VIX ∞  ▲  STOPS: OPTIONAL  —  PUTS: OVERRATED  —  THETA: RUTHLESS  —  DELTA: IRRELEVANT  —  ACCOUNT STATUS: CRITICAL  —  FOMC: TODAY, ALWAYS  —  SPX 0.00  ▼  YOUR ACCOUNT 0.00  ▼  VIX ∞  ▲  STOPS: OPTIONAL  —  PUTS: OVERRATED  —  THETA: RUTHLESS  —  DELTA: IRRELEVANT  —  ACCOUNT STATUS: CRITICAL  —  FOMC: TODAY, ALWAYS  — 

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ZERO

A comprehensive resource for traders who have achieved, or are rapidly approaching, the ultimate position size.

Trading Wisdom

Insights handed down through generations of degenerate traders. Each one earned the hard way.

"The trend is your friend, until it ends, and then you're fucked."
— Ancient SPX proverb

Account Balance Museum

A permanent collection honoring portfolios lost in the line of duty. Donations accepted daily at market open.

2019 — 2019

$84,000

0DTE SPX calls

"He bought the open. He held through lunch. He is no longer with us."

2021 — 2021

$230,000

GME puts

"She was certain. She was early. She was wrong. Same thing."

2022 — 2022

$12,400

Naked calls

"A small account with a big dream. The dream expired worthless. Unlike the pain."

2024 — 2024

$47,000

FOMC spreads

"He knew the Fed announcement was at 2pm. He forgot the market moves at 1:58."

2023 — 2023

$9,200

Revenge trade

"She lost $800 and needed it back immediately. She got it back immediately, and then some."

2025 — 2025

$310,000

Size escalation

"He had a system. The system worked great at $5k. He saw no reason it wouldn't scale."

The 0DTE Survival Guide

A serious, professional guide for the serious, professional trader. Follow every step carefully.

1

Wake up

Check futures. They are down. This is fine. Everything is fine. Make coffee. Check futures again. Still down. More coffee.

Status: alive
2

Check the VIX

VIX is elevated. This means either buy puts or buy calls. You pick calls. Bold. Visionary, even.

Status: optimistic
3

Wait for your level

Price approaches your support level. It hesitates. You hesitate. It breaks through. You do not hesitate to buy more.

Status: averaging down
4

Set your stop loss

Lol.

Status: no stop loss
5

Manage the position

It's down 60%. This is temporary. The market is wrong. You are right. You have been right before. Probably.

Status: bag holding
6

End of day

Your contracts expired worthless at 4:00pm EST. You have learned a valuable lesson about discipline, risk management, and the passage of time. See you tomorrow at step 1.

Status: size4zero

SPX Grief Counselor

A safe space to process what happened. We already know what happened. Tell us anyway.

Dr. Zero — Licensed Grief Specialist (not licensed)
Hello. Tell me what happened. I'm here for you. Professionally.